Certificates

Give the ultimate gift. Give the gift of your soul.

You can give someone a gift that surpasses all other gifts. You can give someone your soul with Eternal Bargain’s soul certificate.

Yes, you read that right.

Just enter your name and your place of birth, pay $4.99, and you will get a PDF of a certificate of your own soul’s ownership, suitable for framing. It’s a beautiful certificate with all the legal terms and conditions necessary for someone to give or receive possession of a soul.

Directions for getting your certificate:

1. Log in to your account. If you don’t have one, you can create one for free.
2. Once you’re logged in, click on “Get Soul Certificate” at the top of the page.
3. On the certificate page, enter your name and place of birth; that’s it! We don’t want any more of your information. We just need your name and place of birth (like your city and state, for example) to enter in the text of the certificate.
4. At this point, you can preview the certificate, and/or add it to your cart (for the low price of $4.99, by the way).
5. Once in your cart, you can again preview your certificate and/or go straight to paying for it (did we mention the low price of $4.99?).
6. Pay for your purchase.
7. You’ll get a confirmation email once you pay. In the email you receive, if you go to your purchase summary, you’ll find a link that says, “Get your certificate.” Click it.
8. You’ll be taken to a page where you can download the PDF of your certificate.
9. Print a hard copy of your certificate. Email it as a PDF. Whatever you’d like to do. Hey, it’s your soul!

Now you have the ultimate gift you can give; your soul! Or just frame it for yourself. Have fun!